Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Flag

Get the Squeeze the jellyfishmug.

Squeeze out the tuna

Slang for female masterbation.

Shannon couldn't sleep so she decided to squeeze out the tuna before bed to help her sleep.

by Anevilnoyes March 29, 2023

Flag

Get the Squeeze out the tunamug.

Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.

Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.

by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020

Flag

Get the Flap and squeezemug.

A submissive gullible individual and member of the American MAGA cult who is devoted to Donald Trump, and who unwittingly allows him to play them like the pussy squeeze box that they are. It should be noted that as Maga-Squeeze-Boxes are simultaneously being played, Donald and his friends in the ‘Billionaires Blowing Billionaires Club’ laugh and dance to the cacophony of these millions of dumb instruments while they enrich themselves and dismantle America’s constitution, democracy, justice system, and freedoms.

There’s no point in arguing with a MAGA-Squeeze-Box as they are impervious to both logic and factual information. Go sweep a dirt road instead.

by RowBow February 5, 2025

Flag

Get the MAGA-Squeeze-Boxmug.

main squeeze

something that is the definition of FIRE

“yo peter is my main squeeze”

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”

by heffanator420 July 1, 2021

Flag