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Lunchtime Special

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!
Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.
by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017
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Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016
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Shanghai Special

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands
"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016
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JS special

When someone licks your asshole or you licking someone else's.
Dude I gave my girl the JS special last night
by daggummmm23 July 24, 2016
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the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special
by the terrorist January 16, 2017
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the berko special

To brutalise a female partner in bed to the point she no longer wants intercourse.
Did you hear Matt gave that girl last night The Berko Special
by supreme benefactor February 6, 2017
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Lockdown Special

“To pull a Lockdown Special”: The action of undertaking a photograph, video call or conference appearing on-camera as fully clothed and appropriately dressed, despite not wearing appropriate (or any) clothing on the lower body which is out-of-view.

A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
“Jonathan pulled a Lockdown Special yesterday. He stood up to open the window and we all saw more than we hoped for.”
by myrightnut May 22, 2020
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