newtie lizard

HOT ASS MAN

newtie lizard is a HOTTIEEEEEE

by newtxthomas1 September 6, 2021

Lizard lord

Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue

"I think Max is the Lizard Lord"

by Tribal69 April 16, 2021

Mr lizard

The youtuber you can't fucking upload on time and he's a lazy piece of shit

That youtuber is a Mr lizard

by The truth man69 December 12, 2018

Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis

Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.

by Maria1992 September 7, 2023

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022

lizard

a fast scary noodle with legs it can get big and it can be small

this lizard scared the shit out of me

by thedefinitionistrue July 26, 2022