A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.
by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021
Get the Cactus mug.A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).
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Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
Get the dry hump a cactus into the sunset mug.Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?
Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025
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Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025
Get the cactus drill mug.When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.
"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."
by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025
Get the Cactus-Pussy mug.A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.
Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.
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