cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 06, 2020

Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 19, 2019

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper March 20, 2018

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe March 16, 2014

cactus bitchy

The modern definition of annoying

✨cactus bitchy✨

by giveemhellkid April 15, 2021

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019