University of British Columbia

The University of British Columbia, A.K.A. UBC, is perhaps in many terms the second best university in Canada. It is located in, of course, British Columbia.
Visit the website: www.ubc.ca

I plan to go to UBC. (The University of British Columbia.)

by Julie.t. December 30, 2008

British Royal Guards

Royal Guards also known as the (Queens Guards) they together to protect and serve the queen and also help the other monarchs. There are five regiments with different monarchs to protect. There are the Grenadiers, Coldstream, Scott’s, Irish, Welsh.

“The British Royal Guards are marching MOVE!”

by Pixel_Gamer February 12, 2020

British Smiley

The British Smiley is added to an insult to allow safe passage for it's utterer. Only works because the sheer pussiness of the British reflects upon the bearer and the receiver of the insult cannot possibly be mad at British people.

Your sister is a tramp (British Smiley)

by JordanMont July 2, 2006

British Gas Pedal

Military term used to describe the act of taking an IV bag and hooking it up to a tube. That tube is then inserted into the service members anus and then pressure is exerted on the IV bag with a foot forcing contents into the small intestine where it is quickly absorbed. Used to hydrate a service member in dire need.

Did you hear smith get a British gas pedal?

Yeah maybe that retard will start hydrating from now on.

by philobeddoe October 3, 2011

British Scavenger Hunt

A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.

Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.

Strategies include:

Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.

Dance of Desperation:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.

Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.

Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.

Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.

Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.

Chris was killing last year's British Scavenger Hunt until Ryan's epic Dance of Desperation won him the Crown.

by APA March 24, 2008

British racing green

The badass dark green color that old British race cars were painted in the '60s

You see that British racing green Jag? It was almost black

by Uncle Nacho January 20, 2009

British Soccer Boys

Elite Group for Elite Individuals.

They run the entirety of Twitter.

"Those British Soccer Boys run twitter Dave be careful"

by EliteMentality June 16, 2018