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Watermelon Blindness

Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?

Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.

Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
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Double Blind

(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.

Two caveats:

*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).

*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).

Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?

M: Ended up with Maria.

H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.

M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
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Blind Moment

When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.
I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010
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Snow Blindness

(n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.
I didn't get to my homework because of the bad case of snow blindness I had last night
by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011
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Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".
by Apples78 May 13, 2011
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Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009
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pissed blind

extremely angry, to the point where you are no longer yourself
when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.
by rip van finkel October 8, 2008
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