Store Lars

A danish way of saying someone is retarded or incapable of doing basic tasks.

Look! He's in a wheelchair! He's such a Store Lars
God, how can you be such a Store Lars

by Kastanjemanden December 30, 2020

Thrift Store

A thrift store can go beyond clothes...

Thrift stores can help the whole community

by esrahhh May 12, 2019

shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.

Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013

Rent-a-Mexican Store

Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.

Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.

by nastyshitter December 14, 2023

Corner Store shuffle

Basically chill on the corner play cards and get some business done.

Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.

by T.h.o.t Conscience 1185 again June 1, 2025

store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.

Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?

by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022