monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money

Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status

by Luke Russell AKA voiceless sky January 3, 2019

status wave

A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.

The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.

by rachdc1 January 11, 2011

iPod status

When a song is so good that you MUST have it on your iPod through any means necessary. Even actually paying for it. Can be used with other mp3 players, not just iPods.

Ian: Yo dude, this song has such a high iPod status, check it out!
*Whistle for the Choir by Fratellis comes on*
Tyler: Holy shit this song is superspecialawesome.

by Terror Night February 19, 2011

hoskey status

Having achieved the status of ultimate slut. Being epicly nasty.

You know that girl that slept with 6 guys in one night? Yeah. Hoskey status.

by Blunttrauma1090 January 14, 2011

Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall

John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later

by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011