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mannaggia i sandali di cristo

blaspheme expression used in moments of intense anger and wraith against god, it is used frequently when something of very important goes wrong or something bad happened.
"mannaggia i sandali di cristo, mi hanno tamponato! " "mannaggia i sandali di cristo mi hanno licenziato!"
by SOAPBONNY June 1, 2017
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double standard

a useless code that only exists to have immature people make fun of you
Some more examples of double standards:

A musician in any other form of music sings about a problem. Nothing happens. But when a singer in the pop music field sings about a problem, they get dissed, having the disser falsely believe that the star has everything and shouldn't complain.
At my job, there are quite a few male consumers who have female staff. But the number of female consumers having male staff is extremely rare. There are a couple of exceptions to that rule, though.
A woman rapes a boy and marries him because she is pregnant with his child. They appear on the news. A man rapes a girl and the girl is pregnant with his child. Nothing else happens to them.
A woman cries. Nothing more happens to her. A man cries. He gets taunted and teased because he's been told that men don't cry.
Black musicians get the Tv station BET. White musicians don't get anything like that. If they did, they'd be considered racist.
A disabled person gets made fun of because of something they do. The insulter gets away with the taunting. If the disabled person fights back, they get the punishment.
by Karen Stickney August 31, 2008
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Double standard

The Double Standard is of the liberal's greatest weapon. For example: Biden can say he will nuke America, they won't care. However when Trump posts something stupid on Twitter, it's "ahhhhhh! HE'S A WHITE SUPREMACIST! AHHHHH".
Reporter: Hey, can I post about how the US agent refused to give evidence of Russia's "attack" on Ukraine to your platform.

Jack Dorsey: Sorry, we don't allow fake news.

Feminist: Uhh! These men were trying to rape me because they kept saying that having kids are good.

Jack Dorsey: Yeah, common White Supremacists probably.

Reporter: Now that sounded suspicious.

Jack Dorsey: Imagine what would happen if I allowed fake news on my platform.

Reporter: f*ck you and your Double Standard!
by Skyrim550 February 7, 2022
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Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.
by Don Jewett March 5, 2004
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Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!
by Krico April 26, 2010
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scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out
she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.
by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009
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Sandalanche

When you dig a big hole in the sand and all the sand falls in... ruining all that hardwork and beer
FUCK! A SANDALANCHE JUST COVERED UP MY TODDLER
by Mr. Earl E. Riser October 18, 2008
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