squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.

Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king

by Travisty51 October 22, 2017

Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.

Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box

by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024

Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.

Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit”

by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020

Skull Squeeze

The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.

Hey baby, you do wanna do the ol’skull squeeze?

by TheBenporer May 28, 2022