ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

Square Head

Basically WillNE. He has the BIGGEST SQUARE HEAD.

square head?

by corbynfucktart May 9, 2020

Decatur Square

A plaza and array of buildings located in Decatur Georgia, generally used by street skateboarders and white moms.

Oh, your're skating Decatur Square?

by owesome March 15, 2021

Big Squares

Cigarettes. Don't smoke, and run away if someone asks you if you have a Big Square.

Ross and Brandon asked me for some Big Squares. I ran away, like a good person.

by kaylee3721 December 27, 2007

granny square

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

by Babs x2 October 26, 2013

red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

square back

The squaring affect of an aging or overweight females body.

Fucking Britney’s back squared out after having that kid!

Ask for the little Mexican girl with the square back she cleans my car amazing!

“Why doesn’t your jeans fit you right? your square back gives a mushroom top”

“Yo ..I thought that was a dude from behind with that hoodie on her square back”

“Fucking girl scared me, she’s a real brute with those broad shoulders and square back”

by Judgerichie December 8, 2018