Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face

I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af

by The spunk man November 26, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

spunk

cum, semen even.

Gf: Hurry and spunk on my face!
Bf: What the fuck.

by gnfos February 26, 2024

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.

Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!

by Yeoballs July 5, 2022

spunk in the trunk

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on

girl: get in the taxi
boy: nah better plan get in the trunk for a spunk in the trunk

by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022

Spunk in the Munk and Chunk

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female in the vagina. The man then ejaculates into the vagina, and then immediately vomits afterwards.

Man i was pounding this girls monkey soo hard and couldn't control it so i busted inside of her. I felt so sick afterward and barfed in the garbage can. I gave her the ole Spunk in the Munk and Chunk . "That will be hard to explain to her parents at the family reunion," said David.

by BobbyIsTallerAndBetter October 29, 2025