The Spaghetti Incident

Where Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx made a bet to see who could go the longest without showering and still find a groupie willing to have sex with them and not vomit all over them. After two months one groupie threw up spaghetti all over Nikki Sixx while giving him head.

“Dude, did you hear about the spaghetti incident?”
“I did. Motley Crue is fucking wild.”

by motleycruefan07 August 9, 2023

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Kaleb’s Spaghetti

To be boring or bland, lacking seasoning or flavor. Can be used to describe someone’s personality/ over all demeanor or cooking.

The friends you brought a long are totally Kaleb’s spaghetti, they were such a drag.

by Kalebsworstfan January 28, 2020

Limp Noodle Spaghetti Dead

(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.

Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"

by The Cap N' April 13, 2021

Ready like spaghetti

To be ready.

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"

by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022

Peshwari Naan Spaghetti

When you don’t get the inside joke and your hands are sweaty. It’s peshwari naan spaghetti.

Joanna: “Text book Jordan not getting the joke again”.

Jordan: “nooo not again, Peshwari Naan Spaghetti”

by Dischit May 27, 2023

Spaghetto

Black spaghetti

Dilan: "What did you have for dinner?"

Tyroneesha: "I had spaghetto..."

by Dudlelol January 19, 2015