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celebrity spotting

A fun game to play in which friends compete to point out which people in a crowd look the most like a famous or not-so-famous celebrity. Any celebrity spotting must be verified by a simple majority of the group to count. Male celebrities are worth 1 point, female celebrities are worth 2 points because they're far more difficult. Two of the rarest celebrity lookalikes to spot include Screech and Charles Bronson.
KL: Hey kid, that guy over there looks just like Jake Busey, who you might remember as Muldoon in the Stoned Age.

KW: Sweet celebrity spotting, bro-seph!! That's almost as good as my Charles Bronson spotting last week.
by Karl L August 29, 2006
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The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.
Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you
by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009
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Shitting Razor Blades

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food
"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades
by Hwanathan November 18, 2006
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sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013
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shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.
"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"
by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010
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splitting dark oak

by george January 20, 2005
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Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.
Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.
by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016
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