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Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
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Sonic fans

A sonic fan is a non trust worthy bullish bratty pessimistic hitter minion who gaslight people into thinking they are being bullied. They are loud, stupid, short tempered, perverted, they cuss way too much they pick on anyone who is a fan of things like mlp or furries when clearly a blue animal is an anthropomorphic creature and they are psychopaths and sociopaths who are immature to nature and they know that they are because they are social rejects just like every sonic fan in the world.

they like sonic when they don’t they just like shadow the hedgehog because he’s is cool and better than Sonic. so if anyone is saying they like sonic as a character they are lying. They belittle your opinion judge your opinions and think they are always right to protect their ego.
Sonic fans are always asshole who never change who are just satins people they are really that evil and angry stay away from them..
by Evilwevil04 March 5, 2025
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sonic

yo did you see the new sonic game
by basningon July 28, 2022
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Sonic

The Act of Eating Chili Dogs while going at the Speed of Sound
by AverageTowelEnjoyer November 18, 2021
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Sonic feet

The feet on a stupid fucktard speedster hedgehog called sonic, he is so fast that he finishes in 0.5 seconds.

His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy
Lisa: have you seen Sonic feet pics?

Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by Tough_Duck May 4, 2024
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sonic..vr

Sonic but he plays virtual reality and makes funny videos. He has a group of people who help him with his videos, for example, tails..vr knuckles..vr silver..vr blaze..vr ray..vr Amy..vr mighty..vr and many more. You could join to but dont be picky or a little youngster
What if sonic had a virtual reality headset?
sonic..vr?
by Not Mighty..vr July 2, 2022
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sonic dildo

a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body
"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"
by loliknow April 25, 2014
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