The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

Snail

Stupid person

He had the vocabulary of a snail.

by Snailboylover October 16, 2019

Snail trail

When a man, after vaginal sex, drags his penis across a woman leaving a trail of cum and vaginal fluid

I forgot to pull out and left a snail trail my gf's thigh

by DillBobsKnob October 27, 2019

Snail Tail

A person who always searching for a snail is the Snail's tail.It always follows the Snail as a shadow follows the body.Snail's tails are mostly girls.

She is a snail tail for him.

by Saýa5991 October 12, 2021

Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

snail fish

a person who is not the imposter. the person that calls someone a snail fish is often also the imposter

UR DEFINETLY A SNAIL FISH
THEN UR THE IMPOSTER

by antonymous123 September 27, 2021

Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.

Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.

by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021