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snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks
WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!
by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014
mugGet the snail smegamug.

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
by Billy900 May 2, 2018
mugGet the angry canadian snailmug.

Snail

Blow in a chicks box then she sits on your face and slides down
by MitchDa January 28, 2023
mugGet the Snailmug.

snail stain

during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.
that dirty whore "Trent" asked me to snail stain all over the backseat of his 84 camaro ;D.
by gaychevyman May 7, 2008
mugGet the snail stainmug.

Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest
Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS
by CackBoss February 18, 2011
mugGet the Snail Slimemug.

Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.
1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!
by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009
mugGet the Wow Snailsmug.

Snail Trail

When you wipe your goopy slimey goodies in a upward motion upon a friends body beginning at their genitals or bellybutton and trailing all the way up to their forehead.
Dude! That chick totally gave me a Snail Trail last night, it was awesome! (Trademarked and Copyrighted by “Freeda Goodhome”)
by Jaytums666 May 19, 2022
mugGet the Snail Trailmug.

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