Sleep Job

Where you and your girl are sleeping then you are awaken to a hand on your dong pumping away like an oil derek.

My girl and I were asleep and next thing ya know I wake up to her fast asleep and stroking :Sleep Jobing"my member. "Sleep Job"

by Columbo (OH) February 11, 2010

Sleep Call

It's when two people sleep on a phone call. The term is commonly used in Discord communities such as Ghilan Grounds, And Zero Chill.

Wow apparently so and so have been sleep calling every night!
Wanna sleep call? UwU

by ExplodingKittyLitter June 1, 2018

Sleep Slut

Kind of like Sleep Walking, Except it’s when a girl that you sleep with, that doesn’t want to put out just yet, keeps placing your hand on her vagina and cupping your dick and balls with her own, in her sleep, during the entire night, sending you the "Go Time" signals. She has no recollection in the morning that her "sleep slut" hands had a mind of their own.

Girl: "You pretty much molested me all night"

Boy: "Uh yeah. you kept leading me on with your hands"

Girl: "No way?! really"

Boy: "yeah"

Girl: "gosh, I’m such a sleep slut"

by PTRCKFLNGN September 8, 2016

Armor For Sleep

The best band in the world... they're from New Jersey. Their album, Dream to Make Believe, came out in June of 2003.
Guitarist/Vocalist-Ben Jorgensen, Guitarist-PJ Bass-Anthony Drums-Nash Breen...nicest guys you'll ever meet in your life.

Ben Jorgensen is sexy... ;)

by Marta January 30, 2004

armor for sleep

One of the very few good emo bands. Yes, the vocals are extremely emo, but the sound of it is really good.

It's too bad that Armor For Sleep is put into the same category as Hawthourne Heights.

by Yotsubox June 29, 2006

armor for sleep

The emo band that owns your mom's face off!!! Or something like that. Anyway, they rock!

Armor For Sleep is the best band in the world!

by annaBanana3 July 1, 2005

Sleep Intoxication

The state of sleeplessness where it seems like that one is drunk. This usually comes with goofiness, stumbling around, and just plain acting crazy.

Person #1: *giggling crazily at the farting sounds of the ketchup bottle* That's nasty! *continues to gigglesnort*

Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.

by Rokara January 1, 2010