white-sized

Getting managed out for being the wrong race

Dagny? She’s no longer working here. She’s been white-sized.

by mostlymoist August 04, 2021

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

by pesuedonando October 17, 2015

fun-size

A man with a smaller then average age penis. Who is proud if his size. He is less then average use around 4 Inces . Sometimes quoted as having the perfect dick for anal. He is often made fun of or rejected because of his snall size. Fun size is often ment to make fun of a small penis. Offers compared to as a small size snicker bar. Not actually fun just small in size. Usually guys with a small penis are good with oral but not always

My boyfriend has a snaller then average penis . I call it fun-size because it's cute

by Sizeprincess September 08, 2021

FUN SIZE

A way to describe a small penis. Usually around 4 Inches not tiny but definitely below average

Beth: I finally had sex with with Ron

Debbie: did he have a big dick?

Beth: no he had a little fun size dick

Debbie: I'm sorry 😞

by Size is everything September 20, 2021

Fun-size

Something or someone that is smaller/shorter than the regular size/height.

I'm not short. I'm fun-size!

by Deez nuts lmao December 21, 2023

Fun-size

A penis that is smaller then average (less then 5 inches) not tiny like a micro-penis but definitely small in size. It can still pleasure a women but not one she will brag about to her friends. A favored size for anal sex because it's never a painful size

My boyfriend has a fun-size dick. It's not big its smaller then average. Compared to a little tiny snicker bar

by Bi-polar bitch September 11, 2021