Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

by Sbub March 20, 2020

Shrek

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.

Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!

by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020

Shrek

a synonym for God, and the anwser to everything.

Person 1; What's the best movie ever.
Person 2; Shrek
Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe
Person 2; Shrek'
Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨
Person 2; Shrek

by yesitchaboialfred April 24, 2020

shrek

cool green guy with donkey friend

"Do you know that cool green guy with donkey friend?"
"Shrek?"
"yes"

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp April 28, 2020

shrek

a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.

donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass

by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020

Shrek

The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.

Shrek is mine

by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020

Shrek 2 on VHS

Shrek 2 on VHS is an item that is one of the most valuable objects in the universe. Some may say it is more important to human culture and history than the Holy Grail.

“Is that it” “Yes, it’s Shrek 2 on VHS”

by Mememaster2”420 June 26, 2020