cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes

person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual

by moe2903 May 3, 2020

simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be

Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual

by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020

Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)

Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”

by that kid across the road October 29, 2019

Sexual reject

Individual who is widely regarded as sexually unfit in the commonplace heterosexual sexual relationship, that is denied sexual desire and attention from the opposite sex. i.e: Trans, Intersex individuals.

Sam: Why don't you get a boyfriend already, Trish?

Trish: I'm a sexual reject, no one would want me.

by julstick June 25, 2019

Speed Sexual

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.

Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.

by FrostyAHigh June 19, 2022

Anime sexual

Us anime sexual people think we are too ugly to get a real gf/bf so we obsess over a fake character who we can never be with

Anime sexual isn’t real so please get a real crush 🥲

by Jaylee_thewaffle February 13, 2021

Sexual muffin

The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.

She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.

by Dodgysexthing April 13, 2019