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Bert Bowes Junior Secondary School

a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble
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teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.

teacher #2 : what about this kid?

Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him

Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!
by i can't wait to graduate June 10, 2009
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Second Chance

Noobs who cannot take a lost in armed combat.
Noobs that know that they will die in combat.
Noobs that relies on someone else to heal them even though they'll get owned again.
Noobs that think they will get a comeback after being healed but end up having the highest death streak of both teams.
Joe:"Wow some second chance noob got a lucky headshot on me after I mauled him down. No skill at all, bro."

Noob: "SOMEONE HEAL ME! PLZ!"
*Gets healed*
*Gets Semtex'd along with healer*
by DamePlz May 8, 2011
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2 seconds

From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.
Tim "Argh, get this thing off me!"
John "2 seconds," (pulls out camera) "say cheese!"
by LucySkyDiamond April 24, 2005
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second shooter

a person who waits in your closet, while you have sex and waits for you to blow your load. as your finishing onto her upturned face he runs out from his hiding place and yells "second shooter" and unloads a big batch of jizz onto her face this action is based on the assassination of j.f.k. where the was said to be another shooter
i was banging renne the other day and as i blew my load, jim jumped out of the closet and pulled a fantastic second shooter. she was surprised, yet oddly pleased
by jitterbug May 15, 2008
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one-second wonder

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.
by HWF August 13, 2006
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sloppy seconds

Alas, this word has now leaked into general usage and people are taking it to mean 'ill-fitting hand-me-downs'.

Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.
Hey, you shag 'er first man, I fancy a bit of sloppy seconds tonight.
by Raversaur February 9, 2005
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Secondary School

Sure, it's British and Scottish and MAYBE even Irish, but in Canada we call it secondary school too. It comes after Elementary School and Middle School, and in more eastern provinces, Junior Secondary.

Usually grades 9-12, or 8-12, 7-12, etc. sometimes too.

The equivalent of high school in the USA, secondary school is under-funded and under-staffed. Buying lunch is optional, and most people are forced to eat outside in all weather conditions because the cafeteria has around 10 tables. It's all catered but is very expensive to buy and not healthy at all. No uniforms or dress code unless people start dressing really risqué, and even then, there's probably no funding to make the uniforms so everyone just wears what they want. The teachers are nice on their good days and terrible on every other day but constantly hint at their small pay-cheques. Our electronics constantly get stolen and we have to get the RCMP in there nearly every day to arrest somebody. No homework because the teachers are too underfunded to get toner for the copier, and you usually end up sharing four to a textbook. It's terrible, really. The only thing we do is watch YouTube videos on the projectors.
Two students are eating lunch outside in -10 celsius conditions.

Student 1: "Today we had to do a science experiment with a voltmeter but the thing didn't work so we had to sit and watch it done on YouTube."

Student 2: "What do you want, that's secondary school for ya."
by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010
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