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senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.
by Mischooti March 25, 2019
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Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.
He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021
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Junior Senior Sales

A salesman in charge of a team without being given any privileges, authority or respect by the directors, other senior salesmanor even his team
Congratulations on your 'promotion' to junior senior sales
by McBareback December 18, 2018
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senior speed

Moving at the speed of a drowning turtle to excessively important events
i wish my mom would stop with the senior speed bullshit or find someone on speed. love isnt enough in democracy.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
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Senior fox

From the cartel of chapo Guzmán
Senior fox is very scary
by Chapo Guzmán November 23, 2021
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senior soup

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots
senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017
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roblox senior

Someone aged 21 or above who forms part of their identity around ROBLOX. Generally characterized by an addiction to ROBLOX, being involved in some of the worst communties you've ever seen, and somehow having a huge social media following. Even if they play other games, have loads of responsibility, and have friends outside of the game, they still feel the need to work it into any conversation. It's anyone's guess if they actually enjoy playing the game at all.
Quadruple points if they watch ROBLOX porn
"Sheila is 23, in business school, and has more followers than her eyes have molecules, why does she still play ROBLOX?"
"She's a roblox senior, we'll never get her back."
by radioturtle March 13, 2023
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