Joel Overall Scale

A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.

I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.

by Corky444 June 30, 2023

shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

Reek-ter Scale

A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.

Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.

by SavageHeart December 21, 2016

push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes

guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(

by qwerty224 January 18, 2022

Bb Top of the Scale

A classic.

“Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”

by HMHS Band May 10, 2021

Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis September 4, 2013