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Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal
I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.
by Smelface April 8, 2017
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sandwich-gasm

When a state of orgasm is reached due to the deliciousness of the sandwich being consumed, usually of toasted cheese orientation.
Kevin: "That sandwich doesn't look half bad. Hows is it?"
Stephen: "It's so good. I think I'm having a sandwich-gasm"
by HodgeBoss June 6, 2010
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circumcision sandwich

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.
A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.
by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017
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Astronaut Sandwich

When two people are bent over ass-to-ass while a third person stands and squats above them (with one foot on each back), thus creating a thrusting motion between the two asses. All of this happens whilst listening to Space Oddity
Hello! I'd like an astronaut sandwich please!
by The astronaut December 28, 2016
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Foot Sandwich

Where two people rub their feet in socks together like a sandwich - one person’s feet are the outside and the other feet are the inside :)
Hey there, want a foot sandwich?
Yeah sure!
Take off your shoes ;)
by Frost byte :) January 22, 2020
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Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.
You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.
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Cincinnati Sandwich

When a man (The filling ) lays face up on the stomach of an obese woman (The bottom bun) and another obese women lays on top of him (Top Bun) A circle of men and women surround them and proceed to "dress" the sandwich qith feces,urine,and ejaculate.
" I went to Carls party yesterday, there were tons of banging chicks, plus we did a Cincinnati Sandwich with Yolanda, and Carla !"
by WatermelonBev May 9, 2018
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