chap sack syndrome

A disease in which the ball sack is extremely dry due to the lack of showering.

Whoa Mohamed originated the chap sack syndrome.

by sh0tr0d February 9, 2009

Stubble Sack

A scrotum after a shave, only a while after a shave, so that it's as prickly as a porcupine. It's like stubbly chin skin wrapped around two testicles.

Snoop: "Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick."
Mandy May: "Nah Snoop, you got stubble sack..."

by Dr. Za December 19, 2008

Sack-o-douche

some one whom has the characteristics of a douchebag but exibits said charicteristics in such large quantities that the metaphorical "bag" is insufficient

"I may be a douche bag but Kennie's a Sack-o-douche"

by Lennywantsapuppy July 2, 2009

Sack Sachez

The act of moonwalking out of the way of a strike to the testicles. From the French, Sack Sachez literally translates into scrotum knowledge. Anyone who knows their scrotum knows not to get kicked in it. Getting kicked in the dick is no picnic either.

You know how I know you're gay? You Sack Sachez every time a girl tries to touch your penis.

by funk potato September 8, 2009

Spirit Sack

The honorary name given to a female who, while not physically possessing a sack of testicles, mentally has balls of steel. It is said that such a feat is acknowledged as having a sack in spirit or a "spirit sack".

Jaime's spirit sack allowed her to down a shot of tequila and tell her douche monkey of a boyfriend to go fuck himself and screw an AIDS patient.

by Gwod December 18, 2009

Sack Splash

When your dropping a large loaf and it crashes into the toilet with such force, water splashes up into your scrotum

"Dude, I was pinching a turd when water came up and sack splashed me, I'm still kind of wet."

by ForeverMoist October 13, 2009

Sack Slack

When your balls are hanging extra low.

After getting out of the hot tub I had some major sack slack, and your mother loved it!

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010