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sword

1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust

2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword

3: (noun) A dick
1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.

2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.

3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.
by zombieman132 January 5, 2014
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boner sword

Another cool name for a boner.
Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.

Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
by YoMamaHasAids April 28, 2014
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Tickle-Swords

During a threesome with one partner tied up. The other two males tickle the first with the tips of their penis's.
Bill and Terrance played tickle-swords Betty until she used her safe word.
by mius October 21, 2014
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Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.
The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.
by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015
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Sword Dancer

Refers to a person that shows prowess on fellatio.
The way she sucked blew my mind and my load. She is a true sword dancer.
by <34DD April 6, 2015
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sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.
Anne did some sword watching at the park
by zaitz July 10, 2016
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elephants for swords

When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America
Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols
by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016
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