Fraudka Soda

The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.

Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.

Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!

Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.

by JCDUD December 1, 2020

and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt

so like yeah <3 and i got the soda

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

Piss Soda

A soda that is usually hidden as lemonade but is actually piss. Its like yellow snow i think

person 1: "this lemonade looks weird..."
person 2: "man thats probably Piss Soda"

by yasuhiro December 8, 2020

Bebus soda

The mixture of multiple bodily fluids held in a jug of bull sperm.
(You need to bathe in it to join the bebus cult).

Guy1: I needed to bathe in bebus soda to get in bebus cult.

Guy2:ewww wtf

by A imposter December 22, 2020

Soda stream

The act of urinateing in someones drink followed by farting into it thru the straw for carbonation

She was being a real karen so when she left her starbucks drink unatended i gave it the ol soda stream

by Ryan d December 24, 2020

Orange Soda

Like the song written by 'Baby Keem' you should tell that bitch and her friend to shut the fuck up.

"Bro her best friend won't let me get close to her"
"Orange soda my guy"

by AyoWhoKeepsTakingMyNames November 12, 2020