Side Job

A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.

Hannah : So have you spoken to that girl from Halloween?

Nash : Nah nah nah. She is only a side job

by totallyanonymousperson December 2, 2010

side piece

Someone that you talk to, to your convenience while you are in a relationship. No strings attached, no stress, no expections, no bullshit.

My boyfriend is working my last nerve, I need to talk to my side piece.

by oxjei October 1, 2015

side cheese

The cheese on a slice of pizza that hangs off the side. This is usually easy to tear off, because it was half-cut by the pizza cutter. Side cheese is usually asked for by people without food.

Spencer: Zach, let me get some side cheese, I'm starving.
Zach: Sorry, already gave it to Matt.

by HOBS09 March 8, 2007

flip side

The opposite side.

“The flip side of retrospectively savaging the loser is beatifying... the winner” (Charles Krauthammer).

by Tim May 3, 2004

side fucking

in the act of fucking ones partner from the left or right side with the armpit; with or without the use of anal beads; penetration optional; pleasure mandatory; herpes dependent; CAUTION: Extreme use of the side fuck may result in direct arm pit rash; also known as tube rash; in this case known as the side fuck rash

When I was done side fucking my girlfriend, I told that bitch to make a sandwich.

by Andy,& Pat January 2, 2009

Crip side

Yes the left side is the crip side.It is also the Cobra,Folks Incorporated,G.D,and Young Guns side.These gangs are known as the "Folk" sect.They all dress to the left side,pitchforks up and use the 6 point star.Colors are blacc,blue,and green.The other most popular sect is known as the "People".They dress to the right side.This sect includes slobs vickie lousLatin Kings,etc.Glad to have straightened that out for the ignorant person jay who obviously knows jack shit about gangs.look at his definition of crip side.

I woke up one morning and since I am a crip after my shower I hand to put rubberbands on my left wrist,a blue bandana around my left ankle,turn my fitted hat so the brim was over my left ear,and last but not least:hang a blue flag out my baccside,but only on the left side, yeah thats the crip side.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 21, 2004

east side

The eastern part of San José, California. Known for its having lots of Mexican and Asian residents, as well as a high crime rate.

Places of interest in East SJ include Evergreen Valley College, Eastridge Mall, Chuck E Cheese's, and the infamous King and Story intersection.

I wanted to visit some friends in the East Side, but my mom didn't let me because I might get shot.

by G-Suck July 10, 2007