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by yea you bet April 29, 2011
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The safe answer is always “No”.
The safe answer is always “No”.
Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”
Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
by MobyDick211 August 24, 2018
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Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
by swheatlady February 15, 2009
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one:: something you say to someone, who once the date or hangout is over, that you wish to kinda not see again because they either a) bore the shit out of you b) annoyed the shit out of you c) or are a complete weirdo in your taste and you just have no interest.
two:: this second one is mainly overlooked because we daters are always assuming the worst after a first date when in all actuality the person you went out with could have just had a good time and would like to do that again sometime. it's possible and in most cases true but we write it off because it seems highly unlikely.
HAVE FAITH FELLOW DATERS :D
one:: something you say to someone, who once the date or hangout is over, that you wish to kinda not see again because they either a) bore the shit out of you b) annoyed the shit out of you c) or are a complete weirdo in your taste and you just have no interest.
two:: this second one is mainly overlooked because we daters are always assuming the worst after a first date when in all actuality the person you went out with could have just had a good time and would like to do that again sometime. it's possible and in most cases true but we write it off because it seems highly unlikely.
HAVE FAITH FELLOW DATERS :D
example one::
girl: well i had fun...we should uh do this again sometime.
guy (whom she has no interest in): yeahh!! totally!
girl: *thinks to herself:: definitely nawwtt*
example two::
guy: this was fun, we should do this again sometime.
girl: yeah *winks*
guy: *calls/texts her that night to set something up*
girl: well i had fun...we should uh do this again sometime.
guy (whom she has no interest in): yeahh!! totally!
girl: *thinks to herself:: definitely nawwtt*
example two::
guy: this was fun, we should do this again sometime.
girl: yeah *winks*
guy: *calls/texts her that night to set something up*
by blonds45 January 17, 2010
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2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.
2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.
by PTM & HFC August 14, 2006
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