Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

Mirror Shield

The shield powerful enough to reflect all Reverse and No u cards. Cannot reflect another reflect, broken by diamond tipped noses.

Jerry: "Ross ur mum gay lol"
Ross: "no u"
Jerry: "Mirror Shield"
Ross: *mum becomes gay*

by Fire Raider May 28, 2018

Gavin Shields

A faggot.

Me: You see Gavin Shields over there?
Friend: Oh yeah that faggot.
Me: Yeah well he may be a faggot but I wouldn't mind tryin' some of that Gavussy.

by FrankussySlayer9000 March 12, 2022

Rocket shield’n

A build in Warzone 2 that consists of only two weapons: a rocket launcher, and a heavy duty shield. This build was created from the very essence of genius. It is rumoured that it originated from a senior citizen who hot-keys mute to individual players.

DownsHero19: omfg, our teammate is rocket shield’n, we’re going to lose this game

Guybehindyou: LoOk aT tHe sCoRe!!1

DownsHero19: holy sh*t, we won

by ShaniceLivesOn June 12, 2023

Pulling A Shields

The act of doing something dumb and laughing annoyingly afterwords.

"Dude check this out!" *does something stupid and laughs annoyingly*
"Quit pulling a shields"

by SD&JV April 10, 2009

cincinnati wind shield

Placing saran wrap over said face and taking a shit on it so it is able to be viewed.

I had extra saran wrap laying around so I gave my gf the Cincinnati wind shield.

by sick fuck 69 March 26, 2010

Senseless Riot Shield Beatdowns

When random n00bz run around in COD and beat people down with riot shields.

Matt: Goddamit there are a lot of Senseless Riot Shield Beatdowns going on in this server
John: PWNED!

by Kilo-29 April 4, 2010