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chocolate samurai

--Meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

--This fatality is accomplished during sexual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. The man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).
When Kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai
by Lord Abortion December 26, 2004
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Samus.co.uk

A Metroid-related website with nice users, but they do not like to be framed. Especially by people who are angry for being banned.
Seriously, it probably was your fault for being banned >_> <_<
by A random SMRPG fan February 20, 2005
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samus.co.uk

a site that knows nothing but flaming and insults. They have a moderating team that abuses their powers grossly and a crappy IRC channel that talks of nothing but penises.
<someone> Do you like Full Metal Alchemist?

<a random person> I LOVE YOUR PENIS! LOLROFL!
by anonymous March 30, 2005
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Samual

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?
tourist-two: Have you heard of Samual?

tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?

tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.

tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!
by ~Coocher~ October 12, 2013
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Samual

Samuel’s usually know Oliver’s and are complete opposites to them. They are kind of quite and not really known but whenever they have a chance for there voice to be heard, they will take it. They can be funny but hang around with simps. They usually Can act a bit gay but if you mention that to them they can get feisty they are quite weird and are the kind who would play Spider-Man and animay Behind the ball cage of the school. Even thought they are weird people they do have a normal amount of friends and are very street smart
Person: what the heck is that kid doing
Person 2: don’t mind him, he’s a samual
by Bratfink April 9, 2020
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shabubu

A ballin' ass lotion that dissolves the dirt from under your finger nails, strengthens them, and keeps your hands as soft as a jessica's.
patent pending
Smooth Operator:"ayo nigga, i got me some shabubu lotion, that shit is magical"
broke bitch :""oh word nigga, thats whats really hood? fucking shabubu?"
Smooth Operator :yeah"
by Mareko March 31, 2008
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Samuel

Sam is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, kind, hilarious and so much more. He's an awesome person to talk to and is always where you need him. People are drawn to him. He can sing too! Really well. Even when he tries to sound bad he still ends up sounding amazing. My Samuel is awesome and I am so lucky to be his friend!
by kysters<3 February 1, 2019
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