Sealed Envelope 

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

Sealed Envelope by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

skull sealer 

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

skull sealer by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

sealed without a kiss 

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

sealed without a kiss by A. Definer January 1, 2012

sealnanigans 

shenanigans that are made by an idiotic seal

That seal is into some sealnanigans again

sealnanigans by Da Seal July 10, 2021

sealab 2021 

Show on Adult Swim taken from the early 1970's cartoon sealab 2020. Basically they have been on this research station for a year and many have gone crazy.

Hesh: "Dam, where'd you get those sweet pipes!"

sealab 2021 by Dustin April 5, 2005

sealab 2021 

A very funny cartoon, on Adult swim (after 12 on bravo over here in the UK) it features a underwater crew getting up to random stuff. Captain Murphy was replaced in the latter seasons because the actor who played him died. There can never be a replacement for him though, Shanks isnt as good. Makes me want to try some of Sparks Stimutacs

Stimutacs is like a Koala crapped a rainbow in my brain

Bizarro!

Sealab 2021 rocks, its the best thing on adult swim even better than Aqua Teen

sealab 2021 by akatrix July 29, 2006

Sealion 

From Wikionary: "To intrude on a conversation with disingenuous questions in an attempt to engage in unwanted debate as a form of harassment."
From Macmillandictionary.com: "In an online conversation, repeatedly asking a person questions or making comments which suggest that you are interested in what they are talking about, but are actually intended to annoy them"

The reference is taken from "WONDERMARK: A Collabroation With The Dead" web comic #1062; "The Terrible Sea Lion"

"Becky is being a real Sealion, like, no one wants to debate her wack-ass and she won't take a hint."

Sealion by Gralkor June 27, 2019