Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee May 24, 2018

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk March 11, 2016

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur July 29, 2015

russian wrench

A hammer.

Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!

by notafallopianethiopian February 18, 2013

Russian bombsquad

When a group of Russian females split into two attack opp teams while one team bites on your testicles until there raw while the second pegs you in the ass.

Hey mike drop your pants, and take this Russian bombsquad.

by Peter the impaler;) December 17, 2020

russian gangbang

The act of your homies watching hentai and then your mom comes in while drinking vodka

Gerome: bro why is your mom there
Me: nah she just doing a Russian gangbang

by Le pussy destroyer December 29, 2020

Russian Backhand

A Russian back hand is when you drown your hand or fist with any kind of vodka your can find and then light that extremity on fire with a match or lighter and then swiftly beat and abuse whoever is angering you till they are covered in enough vodka so that they are on fire

My girlfriend got mad at me and turned off my game of fortnite so I stood up and pulled a Russian backhand and I had to drive her to the hospital after

by UhSendItBro May 12, 2018