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Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
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Russell

He's the bestest friend you could ever ask for. He never let's people down and he always knows how to make you feel better. He's loyal and pours all of his effort into the things he wants. He strives to be the best he can be everyday and he never gives up. He's been through a lot but he never let's that get in the way of achieving his goals. When he wants something he goes for it and he never stops fighting until he's got it. He's a pretty dope guy.
"Some day I wanna be just like Russell."
"Yeah, he's quite something."
by Candy_floss November 21, 2021
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Russell

He's the bestest friend you'll ever have. He's loyal and will never let you down. He will always be there for you and support you. He's been through a lot but he never gives up. He never fails to achieve his goals and he never stops fighting for what he wants. He's the strongest person you'll ever meet. He knows what he wants and once he had his mind set on something he goes for it and he doesn't stop until he's got it. He strives to be the best he can be and generally succeeds.
"Some day I wanna be like Russell."
"Yeah, he's quite something."
by Candy_floss November 21, 2021
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Grace Russell

Zo’s only Love 😤
by Zeke_04 November 21, 2021
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Russell

Russell is different he has been thru a lot and doesn't care if you know he is weird but sexy funny and all around perfect he doesn't need you to coddle him he has own back and yours too of you'll let him
by Carrussmu November 21, 2021
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Russell

The world's biggest rat. There isn't any other person with this name that can be more ratty than Russell.
Russell the rat
Russell is such a rat!
by Dormat Dowell November 21, 2021
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Russell, Ontario

Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned

Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
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