The evil, bald, mustachioed mortal enemy and estranged uncle of Bristol Hawkstone. Born Ronald Cougeral Hawkstone, he dropped his last name when he and his brother Emil created the "international department involving civilian safety" or, I-DICS in 1868. After killing his brother Emil in 1994, Ron took his daughter Samanpha and joined a traveling circus as the trapeze act they called: the flying cougeral's. After the act broke up due to a love interest, Ron kidnapped all 5 of his great nieces and nephews, and framed his first nephew, famous man of mystery and known
ladies man, Bristol Hawkstone. He lived to be 733 years old, and was finally killed by Bristol following an epic two-man super-battle that would rival the first time Goku went super Saiyan. However, after the collapse of the I-DICS building Ron got trapped underneath the wreckage. Crews combed through the debris, and the site was eventually cleared, but Ronald Cougeral was nowhere to be found.
ladies man, Bristol Hawkstone. He lived to be 733 years old, and was finally killed by Bristol following an epic two-man super-battle that would rival the first time Goku went super Saiyan. However, after the collapse of the I-DICS building Ron got trapped underneath the wreckage. Crews combed through the debris, and the site was eventually cleared, but Ronald Cougeral was nowhere to be found.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.
I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!
by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016

A chill kid who resides in New England and spends his time in the mountains boarding or during warm weathers driving in classic hot rods or racing stock cars. It is also a guarantee that there will be a love for speed.Ron is also one that can be defined as a Northern Redneck with the ability to fit in to high class functions.
by Ripper4x February 5, 2010

The best match ever.they fit together like glove to a hand. Anna loves Ron more then he could imagin,she is amazing,so pretty and funny,and still,she only see him,Ron. Ron is softest person you’ll meet. He is intresting.
They can’t live without each other.
They can’t live without each other.
Person 1:”Anna is so beautiful!”
Person2”she is ron’s. Don’t think about that!”
Person 1:” I know, Anna and Ron are soooo damn good together “
Person2”she is ron’s. Don’t think about that!”
Person 1:” I know, Anna and Ron are soooo damn good together “
by Lolllllllll83 May 11, 2018

Ron, a gorgeous soul! Your journey through darkness only strengthened your radiant light. Your resilience is inspirational
Behind that captivating smile and cocky charm with a stoic attitude lies a compassionate heart, beating with kindness and empathy and it radiates warmth and love like no other
Your intelligence shines brightly, illuminated by humor that brightens every day.
You're adorable, handsome and so much more!
Ron, you embody strength, beauty and grace.
Keep shining! I love you
Behind that captivating smile and cocky charm with a stoic attitude lies a compassionate heart, beating with kindness and empathy and it radiates warmth and love like no other
Your intelligence shines brightly, illuminated by humor that brightens every day.
You're adorable, handsome and so much more!
Ron, you embody strength, beauty and grace.
Keep shining! I love you
Ron, you're amazing! From darkness rose a resilient, compassionate heart. Smart, funny, adorable and handsome - your light shines!
by Littleknownfacts November 4, 2024

Literally God himself
by Ronthegod March 13, 2021

by a_frames September 19, 2015
