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Retard strength

The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.
Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.
by Drgorpon November 13, 2006
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Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.
"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"
by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017
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retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ
Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella
by Walleyed September 5, 2019
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Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.
"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."
by Diamond V June 6, 2018
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Eye retard

A cool name for someone who wears glasses
Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.
by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022
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Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.
That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!
by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010
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