Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

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Rusted Root

When a man has a ‘semi’ erect penis.

Derived from Rusted Roots’ song lyrics for ‘Send Me On My Way’ being misheard as ‘I’ve got a semi on the way’.

I have a rusted root.

You’re giving me a rusted root.

by _Azriel_ September 3, 2022

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Root Juice

The combination of bodily fluids after performing sex mixed in a cup with wilk.

Bro me and the misses made some root juice that shit was bussin.

by Bussin77 February 14, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

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Enoch Root is a NY based alternative-progressive rock band created by multi-instrumentalist and songwriter Reese Alexander Ortenberg. With influences from bands like The Dear Hunter, Haken, and Porcupine Tree, Enoch Root creates a surreal and intense listening experience with powerful melodies, overarching themes, and twisting riffs full of ear candy.

Timmy: Enoch Root sucks ass

Reese:kys

by Dylangamer1337 September 13, 2023

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root bag

A term of endearment for someone you go to for casual sexual encounters. Essentially a relationship with little or no commitment of sorts, but with ability to give them a root at there request in return.

Also relates to people of a promiscuous nature

AKA - Fuck buddy

AL: - "Are you still seeing that root bag ex of yours?"

Me: " Yea, we did it backwards froggy style last nite."

AL: " You are such a Playa. "

by ALfullaBAY January 16, 2011

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