Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.

by Davezilla July 07, 2019

Facebook Republican

Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.

Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.

Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.

Girl: I'm deleting you.

Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.

by Deadfella March 01, 2012

republican senator

Somebody whom shouldn't have a second term.

republican senator1(nonimpersonationstyle): I like russia, I like watergate. I want to control you.

by georgia mannnnn February 14, 2021

Republican Party

1. The United States' conservative party and the current majority party in all branches of government.
2. Something more for the teenage vegan hippie-tards here on UD to hate.

You all are just jealous because the Republican Party owns you!

by Treima May 08, 2006

Evil Republicans

Biggest and baddest rulers of the planet.

man: Hey who put this giant control device in my wive's head?
Wife: Lets go smash some seal head!

by Asugar March 25, 2005

Republican Party

The U.S. political party which purports advocating the constitution and freedom of the individual with the least interference/assistance from the Federal Government. Unfortunately, because of F.R.D. and the National Rehabilitation Act (NRA) The Federal Government is now completely and firmly meshed with every part of our lives. As it always is, Power corrupts and the ultimate goal is not to enact change but to maintain power. This is true of both of the major U.S. political parties.

The Republican Party says that life is scared but then push the death penalty. The Democratic Party says abortion is acceptable but will not allow the death of a convicted murderer.

by Vern Hapshack December 17, 2007

republican guard

alieboba gang of mid eastern muslims used by Sad-man-wu-sane

Yo dude republican guard is now in caleeforniaused by govenator to keep dingos, shiners, pachuco, slope heads, chicanos, braceros, rag heads, snappers, gays, MILF's and others from gitting in his face!

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006