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Editor in Queef

A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.
by FelixTheCat11 June 17, 2021
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Queef Nougat

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"
by le queef nougat August 3, 2016
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Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
by hookemyea December 15, 2011
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Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
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queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.
"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."
by Apr.files February 16, 2020
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Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012
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Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.
Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018
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