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double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin 

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.

fattter than a pumpkin 

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.
Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.

Pasty Pumpkin 

A person who resembles a pumpkin by the shape or clothing colour and a palish skin tone.
Person A: Look at Neal, he's wearing the orange shirt again.

Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.
Pasty Pumpkin by MikeWilliam19 December 9, 2012

reverse pumpkin 

A vague and extraordinary sexual act that is unimaginably mind-blowing from its name.
Anthony was asked by his girlfriend to do a reverse pumpkin on her. Perplexed, he cautiously agreed.
reverse pumpkin by Nytrofire July 3, 2017

Doggin the pumpkin 

Performing anal sex on an overly fake tanned female.
Dude, I totally spent last night doggin the pumpkin I met at the shore.

Lumpy Pumpkin 

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.
When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.
Lumpy Pumpkin by LumpyPumpkin January 24, 2012