public events associate

(n.) Someone who picks up horse shit at a parade

The public events associate was responsible for cleaning up after the clydesdales after the fourth of july parade was finished.

by middie xo4 May 24, 2011

Public Humiliation Ritual

A very embarrassing person to be around

Look at how embarrassing he is, he is a Public Humiliation Ritual.

by Feionn October 2, 2025

Public Transportation Loser

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.

As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.

by KImCobain October 18, 2015

The public

No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.

Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

screaming in public restrooms prank

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yo bro have you done the screaming in public restrooms prank yet

nah ima do it later tho

awesome sauce

by 03vren November 12, 2023

public cow

An insult for a woman who has lots of sex with different men

Samantha was called a public cow by pedestrians as she walked down the street

by Sumgyen Pakistan July 26, 2022

Hating women in public

It's like PRAYING in public. Right Jordan? But the women are running around HATING MEN IN PUBLIC NOW AREN'T THEY? RIGHT? "Men are trash" "I don't need a man" "Kill all men" Yadda yadda yadda, RIGHT?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "If you're going to hate women, DO IT IN PRIVATE!"

Hym "Eat a dick, bitch! MILITANT EGALITARIANISM! I GET TO DO ALL OF THE THINGS WOMEN DO! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HATING WOMEN IN PUBLIC!!!!"

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024