Pressed:
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
by ElVerde76 December 05, 2018
When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
by ElVerde76 December 05, 2018
When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
by Ankido January 03, 2008
A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.
"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."
by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."
"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."
"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."
"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
by Thahash May 15, 2022
The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010