Porch Monkey

A nigger

Let’s lynch that porch monkey.

by Lyncher666 December 13, 2017

porchcoon

Like a porch monkey but little nigger on a porch eating or stirring in trash.

Look at that porchcoon eyeing the dumpster.

by Kingandpope December 22, 2017

Pogchampist

Someone who is rude or discriminatory to POG people

His friend was a pogchampist

by Gaepen September 29, 2021

Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

pogchamp

A pogchamp is someone who gets laid very often, very seldom going more than a few days/a week without having sex.

This is usually with many different people, and isn't strictly defined to one person.

Charlie Sheen is an absolute pogchamp.

by DaddyKay June 24, 2016

porch cracker

The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.

by descendant of porch-crackers February 8, 2012

Porch Monkey

Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"

GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!

by Quack-tastic May 25, 2007