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poo fright

Nervous about the thought of pooping and someone hearing you, and or walking in after smelling your deed. This results in an anxiety of only being able to poop in ones own house, preferably with no one in the house.
/or leaving skid marks in someone else's bowl.
person 1: "want to stay at mine tonight?"
person 2: "nah i can't"
person 1: "why not? are you busy?"
person 2: "i have some things to attend to..."
person 1: "..... i know about your poo fright."
person 2: " :( "
by psilosimon January 15, 2010
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poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.
"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."
by kong kong is long July 20, 2009
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Poo brew

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad
Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now
by Coolcandy August 28, 2014
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diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.
"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.
by J-Smoove June 1, 2006
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Poo-Over

When you wish you could start a poop all over, take your time, and make it cleaner. Saving toilet paper and unnecessary frustration.
(Person2 comes out of bathroom)
Person1: "Man, what took you so long?"
Person2: "I rushed it and then had a really hard time. I wish I could've had a poo-over."
Person1: "I totally know what you mean. Thank God we've got Charmin."
by JmeetsHinWOMB April 11, 2011
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Poo Holes

1. Albert Poo Holes is going to break the record for most grand slams in a single season this year. Just you watch...
by willers April 11, 2009
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poo fist

Take poop (any kind will do) in your hand, squeeze your hand into a fist, and punch a deserving recipient.
If you piss me off again I am going to poo fist you!
by Dr. Casanova April 11, 2009
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