Pettidiculous

When someone brings random fuckers into a situation that doesn’t involve them, in an effort to turn said situation against you.

Ella Patricia Haley was Pettidiculous, bringing others into a situation that didn’t concern them.

by AMcMxd June 24, 2018

Petti

Mac is being petti

Macs spelling is extremely petti

by JamesW96 June 28, 2018

Pattis

The man, the legend who does it all in one line.

Student: I did it in four lines.
Pattis: Great! But, can you do it in one?

by BananaZen314159 January 29, 2019

patti babies

It is such an encounter language u will wish to understand it, but u Noobs can’t understand it. Only Legendary Hrishi shah and his apprentices.

Patti bi*ch baby.
I love my Patti baby
Patti babies

by Patti man 100000 July 17, 2019

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Pettinuity

Using your ingenuity for the act of pettiness.

Pettiness at a level of premeditation

The act of finding new ways to be petty

Diabolical Pettiness

Shawty said she keep pennies in the car to throw at people! I aspire to have that amount of pettinuity

My pettinuity drives me to be petty 3 days ahead of time!

by Zabee September 29, 2019

Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019