Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
by marshalb July 30, 2009
Get the Super Piratemug. Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.
Marco: What a power pirate!
Marco: What a power pirate!
by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009
Get the Power Piratemug. Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019
Get the patchy the piratemug. by yzb3 September 4, 2012
Get the piratical emoticonmug. Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
Get the angry piratemug. A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009
Get the sperm piratemug. A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.
by Maxwell House November 2, 2018
Get the Soap Piratesmug.