by odis85 October 9, 2006
Get the pet cock valvemug. A dismissive phrase.
Response to a person saying, "I don't like your haircut!" is "Go pet the dog"
Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"
Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"
Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"
Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"
by Fat Turkey Tom May 12, 2011
Get the go pet the dogmug. Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...
Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014
Get the Montreal Petting Zoomug. Band named after two gay teens that used to work at a pet shop and repeatedly inserted rodents into their asses. See felchmonger
by Rodney McShortcock October 9, 2008
Get the pet shop boysmug. 1-yourm mom gay
2-your dad a lesbian
1-your granny tranny
2-your grandpap a trap
1-your sister a mister
2-your brother a mother
1- i will say it
2-i dare you
1-y-your pet a SKET
*LITELARRY EVERY PLANET FUCKING EXPLODES AND EVERY ONE ON EARTH DIES*
2-your dad a lesbian
1-your granny tranny
2-your grandpap a trap
1-your sister a mister
2-your brother a mother
1- i will say it
2-i dare you
1-y-your pet a SKET
*LITELARRY EVERY PLANET FUCKING EXPLODES AND EVERY ONE ON EARTH DIES*
by thememel0rd May 27, 2018
Get the your pet a sketmug. A free Pets classifieds website is PetsAds.net. Here you can get information regarding Pets Services like Accessories, Doctors, Insurance, Grooming, Training provider and also Pets events. Also you can put your pets for sale for Free…
by Pets Ads September 11, 2014
Get the PETs free Classifiedsmug. Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
by Doodle129 May 22, 2021
Get the Maurice the Pet Ratmug.