pelican cocaine

the situation in which a pelican like figure slips through your child's bedroom window on a warm night and attempts to steal your coke, but is too high to realise he is infact just stealing your salt

"We just got Pelican cocained! "
"No. We didn't. He took the actual coke"
"Fuck"

by Phaedrawithacamera December 29, 2016

mouth peice

to get some head

damn dog this chick from last night gave me a bomb mouth peice!!!

by superduperhjyphy!!! January 4, 2010

penrice

See Below Definition

Steve Parkin is such a penrice, he cries, literally balls when someone takes his Scotty Cameron Putter.

by The Babysat July 18, 2004

penicular

Pen or Penny like

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

peice of shit

a lazy person that lives like a slob, wont work for any thing and accepts anything for free. Normally you can point one out or smell it from 10 ft away

you didnt feed ur baby to feed your addiction you peice of shit

by flcracker88 March 13, 2016

Irish Pedicure

To chunder on the feet of a bystander whom is barefoot or in any form of open footwear. Usually occurs without warning after prolonged alcohol consumption, particularly in warm climates.

Aw jaysis, O'Sullivan's given me an Irish Pedicure again!

by Akael May 26, 2016

pelican head

a name given to some-one who has put far too much gel in their hair in attempt to get a girlfriend

guy 1 "hey see Micheal his trying to get laid ha!"
guy 2 "Oh yeah how do you know?"
guy 1 "hes got a bit of a pelican head on him!"

by generalspicywiener19 December 8, 2010