Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.
Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.
Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.
Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month
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— Haruna to Nodoka, Mahou Sensei Negima!
Uncharacteristically suggestive comments and thoughts from a character usually considered pure and innocent. Sometimes this is played straight and shows that a character is mature or smart enough to notice subtle themes their friends don't. Most of the time it's a trait given to a shy character to show they're not quite as mousy and meek as we think. Usually cued by fantasy segues becoming more and more lewd.
This will always be fiercely denied by the character, especially if they're cantankerous and dismissive. The more comedic princess-like types often get this too, until it turns into a more overt Running Gag.
Note that the title refers to covertness in the figurative sense, not the literal. This trope is also Truth in Television — you know who you are. Don't say it, otherwise you won't be one anymore. If the Covert Pervert is outed they may be subject to a girl getting set to Pervert Revenge Mode or even an Unprovoked Pervert Payback.
Probably due to the often-seen Double Standard that women should not show their sexuality openly, over half of the examples of this trope are female, while perverted male characters tend to be obvious.
— Haruna to Nodoka, Mahou Sensei Negima!
Uncharacteristically suggestive comments and thoughts from a character usually considered pure and innocent. Sometimes this is played straight and shows that a character is mature or smart enough to notice subtle themes their friends don't. Most of the time it's a trait given to a shy character to show they're not quite as mousy and meek as we think. Usually cued by fantasy segues becoming more and more lewd.
This will always be fiercely denied by the character, especially if they're cantankerous and dismissive. The more comedic princess-like types often get this too, until it turns into a more overt Running Gag.
Note that the title refers to covertness in the figurative sense, not the literal. This trope is also Truth in Television — you know who you are. Don't say it, otherwise you won't be one anymore. If the Covert Pervert is outed they may be subject to a girl getting set to Pervert Revenge Mode or even an Unprovoked Pervert Payback.
Probably due to the often-seen Double Standard that women should not show their sexuality openly, over half of the examples of this trope are female, while perverted male characters tend to be obvious.
A covert pervert could be defined as something like:
''Guy 1: Hey you know that girl from class?''
''Guy 2: You mean the nerdy, shy and insecure girl?''
''Guy 1: Yeah her. I bet the last thing we would ever hear from her are for her to say something dirty.''
''Nerdy guy: Whaow that villian's sword is pretty big''
''Girl: *mumbles* I bet that isn't the only thing he got that is big...''
''Guy 1: Hey you know that girl from class?''
''Guy 2: You mean the nerdy, shy and insecure girl?''
''Guy 1: Yeah her. I bet the last thing we would ever hear from her are for her to say something dirty.''
''Nerdy guy: Whaow that villian's sword is pretty big''
''Girl: *mumbles* I bet that isn't the only thing he got that is big...''
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Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!
You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.
Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.
Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.
One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.
Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.
Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.
One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful”
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Person 1: That girl is a perfect slut.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Well, she's going out with that guy, and that guy and that guy...
Person 2: But how does she keep a B+ average?
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Well, she's going out with that guy, and that guy and that guy...
Person 2: But how does she keep a B+ average?
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