Pretzel

A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.

I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.

by JimboNoobo March 22, 2003

Pretzel

A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.

It appears that agent pretzel has failed his mission.

by jonzo the weasel July 17, 2006

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008

Pretzel

Twisted; succubus; corrupt; perplexing
when referred to a female

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

- The twisted female (pretzel) is making me drink(alcohol)

by Under Artificial Skies July 2, 2009

pretzelized

Extra salty

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.

by SnorLux July 22, 2016

Peets

Originating from New York City, the "Peet" fetish is known for wanting someone to stick feet in their ass.

"Honey can we try peets once the kids fall asleep?"

by BradyWasHere December 5, 2019